• My Story

    Please Lay on My Balls

    Last weekend I was invited to a Pole Room Consecration, meaning there’s a new studio in town and I got to be one of the first to play on their fabulous new poles! Needless to say I was excited, especially since 5 of those beautiful, shiny phallic symbols spin and go 12 feet up. (AWESOME!) However, after dancing my ass off into the wee hours of the night and then throwing my exhausted body into bed, I woke up with a little ache in my neck and back. 🙁 Don’t Whip It Good! Now, you all know I’m a huge safety nut (what exactly does a safety nut look like?)…